>Politicians come and go, but philosophers linger. Which one will you vote for? Remember: A vote not cast is a vote for the winner!
Below are three adds for Kant, Nietzsche, and Kierkegaard respectively.
How can I not vote for a philospher who says:
I begin with the principle that all men are bores. Surely no one will prove himself so great a bore as to contradict me in this.
~Soren Kierkegaard